One afternoon (with nothing much to do). I thought to myself,
Why-not take a little ride and Virtually Blog a Bank or Two?
“This is not a thing
which as the Proverb
says: Any pig should know.”
(Plato 375 B.C.)
Well, I took that little ride, when much to my dismay!
The FBI surrounded my car and hauled me away.
I don’t know why I did it (I was guilty as can be!).
For Virtually Blogging Banks is a Federal Offence.
So, they arrested me!
They confiscated my computer and hauled me off to jail.
And (Unlucky for me!) there happened to be,
no one to pay my bail.
I hated being in a jail cell (Unhappy as can be!).
That this was “The End” of my Virtual Bank Blogging Career which was very plain to see.
The Big Jailer shouted out! “It’s very plain to me!
Let’s put TheVirtualBankBlogger© out of his misery! (Let’s hang him from a tree!)”.
When I went before the #HonorableJudge (As scared as can be!)
my knees just couldn’t quit shaking.
I started praying to God for His help, when much to my surprise,
the Bank President walked into the court room with a sparkle in his eyes.
He handed a document to the Honorable Judge and that wonderful document read:
“Our bank will not press charges (we’re, happy as can be!)
TheVirtualBankBlogger© has helped our bank, grow in popularity.
Bank deposits just went through the roof, the highest in history!”.