My Simple Récipé for Success
This Simple Récipé will motivate you and inspire you to develop a good positive attitude (so you can go out and conquer the world!) Perhaps you may be wondering why I am sharing this message, and why anyone in his or her right mind (including you) would waste their valuable time reading this very important message? Well, the thought came to me that perhaps a few of my devoted readers (including you) might be burdened with financial problems, depressed over a failing relationship, or whatever? And needed my help but were afraid to ask.
So, for your information, I’m writing this Simple Récipé for you because I think reading it will help encourage you to avail yourself of my services (so you can become a very positive person and make your dream come true). There is no doubt in my mind, that after reading this Simple Récipé, you will be amazed by my qualifications and will be comfortable seeking my Help.
Since you have come this far, I think it’s only proper that I tell you a few very interesting things about myself. First of all, I must admit that I am extremely impressed with my title “Dr. Phil D Mayers, Author Blogger” and I’m sure you must also be impressed. But please don’t become discombobulated and think I’m some sort of a show-off calling myself a “Doctor”, because, it’s not the “Doctor” part that impresses me. I only use the “Doctor” part because many of my friends tell me it impresses a lot of people and gives me the appearance of being important. (Which of course, they all know I’m not!) But, what the heck! I love to write, so it’s the “Author Blogger” part that touches my soul and makes me feel good about myself. This, of course, gives me a positive attitude, and in my humble opinion, Attitude is Everything!
Attitude is Everything!
And it’s a good thing I have a positive attitude and feel good about myself, so I can help you have a positive attitude and feel good about yourself. So please, don’t be afraid to read this Simple Récipé for Success, although I must warn you, that after reading this Simple Récipé, some people were intimidated by my accomplishments and plunged into some sort of deep inferiority complex. So please don’t be like those intimidated people and let that happen to you. Just keep in mind that I am only implementing what my Dad taught me to do and all I want to do is help you. And if perhaps you are feeling a little down, a good fresh cup of coffee is sure to pick you up! So please allow me to share a little about my climb to success. Because, if I can do it, You, can do it too!
My Frantastic Résumé
In my first job, I was a garbage man, or more appropriately a Garbage-Boy. My job was to take out the garbage. A task assigned to me because none of my brothers and sisters wanted to do it. But I enjoyed being a Garbage-Boy, because it made me feel needed and gave me a sense of purpose.
My older brothers were also kind enough to let me take over the job of mowing the lawn. So naturally I became a Lawnmower-Boy. A job I dearly loved.
It was at this time that I got my first taste of helping people. I joined the Cub Scouts and had the opportunity to help a few old ladies cross the street. So, I think it’s safe to say, I was also a Cub-Scout-Boy.
In my next job, I was a Shoeshine-Boy. My father was in the restaurant business and had a magazine shop with a shoeshine stand adjacent to his restaurant. I loved shining shoes and was darned good at it.
When I was out of school in the summer, my dad got me a job with my Civil Engineer grandfather cutting trail in the Atchafalaya Swamp. Cutting trail was very hot, wet, hard-work, with millions of mosquitoes, but what the heck, I was a Trail-Cutter-Boy, and believe it or not, I did love cutting trail.
I moved on to becoming a Peanut-Salesman-Boy at the local college football games. But I must admit I was not crazy about being a Peanut-Salesman-Boy because I never really got to watch the games.
When the weather got much colder, I was doing such a great job of selling peanuts that I was promoted to the position of selling hot chocolate. I loved being a Hot-Chocolate-Salesman-Boy until I got fired for spilling a tray of hot chocolate on several, very unfriendly, home team fans. Suddenly, I was an Unemployed Hot-Chocolate-Salesman-Boy with a small chance of ever getting my job back.
After a couple of weeks of being unemployed, the gentleman my father hired to wash dishes and mop floors got tired of washing dishes and mopping floors and walked off the job. (Lucky for me!) that was the day my dual career as a Dish-Washer-Boy and Floor-Mopper-Boy, in my father’s restaurant began. I will always be thankful to that gentleman for walking off the job. And most of all to my Dad, for providing me with the unique opportunity to wash dishes and mop floors. My dear sweet Dad told me the job of being a Dish-Washer-Boy and Floor-Mopper-Boy would teach me humility and cleanliness (and if I put my heart into it) this would be a valuable lesson, which would build character and a positive attitude.
He went on to say (this would qualify me to go out and conquer the world!) And best of all (it would qualify me to go out and help other people to go out and conquer the world!) So please, don’t be intimidated by my accomplishments and think I am over-qualified to help you. And if you’re wondering why I’m so anxious to help you? Well in my humble opinion, if you are still reading My Simple Récipé for Success you definitely need Help!
But, “lucky for you!” My accomplishments (which you just read), proves that I am truly uniquely qualified to meet this challenge. And, because I love challenges, I am willing to go to any length to be of help.
P.S. I hope My Simple Récipé for Success helps you feel good about yourself, not take yourself too seriously, and have a good positive attitude (so you can go out and conquer the world!).
Dr Phil D Mayers, Author blogger
My dear sweet Dad went on to tell me (with God’s help and a good positive attitude) I could do my part to make this world a better place to live in! And best of all (with God’s help and a good positive attitude) I could help other people have a good positive attitude so they could go out and make this world a better place to live in!
P.S. Pardon my asking if you are aware of the term Poetic License, which is defined as: A writers’ privilege to depart from an expected standard, by ignoring some minor requirements of grammar. My type definition! And needless to say, I love Poetic License, and have embraced this principal since I became an Author Blogger.
P.S.S. I hope My Fantastic Résumé helps you feel good about yourself, so you will not take yourself too seriously and have a good positive attitude, so you can create Your Own Fantastic Résumé and (with God’s Help) we can all go out and help each other make this world a better place to live in!
Dr. Phil D Mayers, Author Blogger