Recipe For Success

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This simple recipe will motivate and inspire you to accomplish your goals, develop a good positive attitude, and go out and conquer the world!

I would like to start off by sharing how my dad was able to help me develop a positive attitude, and teach me, how important it is to help others to do the same.

 

Perhaps you may be wondering just who could be sharing this message, and why anyone in his or her right mind (including you) would waste their valuable time reading it? Well, the thought came to me that perhaps a few of my devoted readers (including you) might be burdened with financial problems, depressed over a failing relationship, or whatever? And were afraid to ask for my help.

So for your information, I’m writing this Simple Recipe for you, because I think reading it will help encourage you to avail yourself of my services, and there is no doubt in my mind that after reading My Simple Recipe you definitely will be amazed by my qualifications and will be comfortable seeking my help.

 

So I would like to start off by telling you a few very interesting things about myself. First of all, I must admit that I am extremely impressed with my title, “Dr. Phil D Mayers, Author”, and I’m sure you also must be impressed.

 

But please don’t become discombobulated and think I’m some sort of a show-off calling myself a Doctor. Because’ it’s not the Dr. part that impresses me, I only use the Dr. part because my friends tell me it impresses a lot of people, and gives me the appearance of being important. Which of course, they all know I’m not! But what the heck! I love to write, so it’s the Author part that touches my soul and makes me feel good about myself, which, of course, gives me a Positive Attitude, and in my mind Attitude Is Everything! And it’s a good thing I have a Positive Attitude and feel good about myself, so you too can have a Positive Attitude and feel good about yourself.

 

So please don’t be afraid to read this simple Recipe For Success, Although I must warn you, that after reading it, some people were intimidated by my qualificationa and plunged into some sort of inferiority complex.

 

So please don’t let that happen to you. Just keep in mind that I am here do what my dad taught me to do. And all I want to do is help you, and not plunge you into some sort of inferiority complex. If perhaps you are feeling a little down, a good cup of coffee is sure to pick you up.

 

A little about my climb to Success

 

(1) In my first job I was a garbage man, or more appropriately a Garbage-Boy. My job was to take out the garbage. A task assigned to me because none of my brothers and sisters wanted to do it. Actually, I enjoyed being a Garbage-Boy because it made me feel needed, and gave me a sense of purpose.

(2) My older brothers were also kind enough to let me take over the job of mowing the lawn. So naturally I became a Lawnmower-Boy. A job I dearly loved.

(3) It was at this time that I got my first taste of helping people. I joined the Cub Scouts and had the opportunity to help a few old ladies cross the street. I think it’s safe to say I was also a Cub Scout Boy.

(4) In my next job I was a Shoeshine-Boy. My father was in the restaurant business and had a magazine shop with a shoeshine stand adjacent to his restaurant. I loved shining shoes and was darned good at it.

(5) I moved on to being a Peanut-Salesman-Boy at the local college football games. But I must admit I was not crazy about being a Peanut-Salesman-Boy, because I never really got to watch the games.

(6) When the weather got much colder I was doing such a great job of selling peanuts that I was promoted to the position of selling hot chocolate. I loved being a Hot-Chocolate-Salesman-Boy until I got fired for spilling a tray of hot chocolate on several, very unfriendly, home team fans. Suddenly, I was an unemployed Hot-Chocolate-Salesman-Boy with a small chance of ever getting my job back.

(6) After a couple of weeks of being unemployed, the gentleman my father hired to wash dishes and mop floors, got tired of washing dishes and mopping floors and walked off the job. Lucky for me, that was the day my dual career as a Dish-Washer-Boy and Floor-Mopper-Boy, in my father’s restaurant began. I will always be thankful to that gentleman for walking off the job, and most of all to my dad for providing me with the unique opportunity to wash dishes and mop floors.

My dad told me the job being a Dish-Washer-Boy and Floor-Mopper-Boy would teach me humility and cleanliness, and if I put my heart into it, it would be a valuable lesson. He also said it would give me character and a Positive Attitude and qualify me to go out and help other people conquer the world!

 

So please don’t be intimidated by my accomplishments and think I am over qualified to help you. And if you’re wondering why I’m so anxious to help you, it’s because, in my humble opinion, if you are still reading My Simple Recipe For Success, you definitely need help! But lucky for you, my accomplishments (which you just read) proves that I am truly uniquely qualified to meet this challenge. And because I love challenges, I am willing to go to any length to be of help.

 

Phil

 

P.S. I hope My Simple Recipe For Success has helped you feel good about yourself, not take yourself too seriously, and have a good Positive Attitude, so you too can go out and conquer the world!