THE VIRTUAL BANK BLOGGER
“This is not a thing
which as the Proverb
says: Any pig should know.”
(Plato 375 B.C.)
A couple of days ago with nothing much to do?
I took a ride to the internet,
to Virtually Blog a Bank or Two!
Well, I did just that, when much to my dismay! The FBI stormed into my house and hauled me away. I don’t know why I did it (I was guilty as can be!). For #VirtuallyBloggingBanks is a #FederalOffence, so they arrested me.
They confiscated my computer and hauled me off to jail. And (Unlucky for me!) there happened to be, no one to pay my bail.
I hated being in a jail cell (Unhappy as can be!). That this was “The End” of my Virtual Bank Blogging Career was very plain to see.
The Big Jailer shouted out! “It’s very plain to me! Let’s put TheVirtualBankBlogger© out of his misery! (Let’s hang him from a tree!)”.
When I went before the #HonorableJudge (As scared as can be!) my knees just couldn’t quit shaking (I was shaking at the knee!).
I started praying to God for His help, when much to my surprise, the Bank President walked into the court room with a twinkle in his eyes. He handed a document to the Honorable Judge and that wonderful document read: “Our bank will not press charges we’re, happy as can be! TheVirtualBankBlogger© has helped our bank, grow in popularity. Bank deposits just went through the roof, the highest in history!”.
Well, that’s the end of my story and a thought just came to me. If #BirdsOfAFeatherFlockTogether, Why can’t we?
A Flock of Kooky Birds
WoW! We can all #FlockTogether and form #AConfederacyOfBloggers #ABloggersSociety. This special place will give each of us an #Opportunity, to steer traffic to our Books, Blogs and Websites for all the world to see. And Just between you and me-will be propelled into a virtual dimension of creativity.
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither bread to the wise, nor riches to men of understanding, or favor to men of skill, but time and chance happens to them all. (Ecclesiastes: 9:11)
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Dr. Phil D Mayers, TheVirtualBankBlogger©